THE TIMES OF THEIR LIVES SIGNED POSTER COMPETITION! CLOSES SEPTEMBER 4TH!

Monday, August 21, 2017

PHOTO FLASHBACK : IT'S STILL LIFE FOR JOAN WITH TEA AT 8:30!

Joan is transformed into the prim Myrtle Bagot for an episode of 'Tonight at 8:30' entitled 'Still Life' by Noel Coward from 1991.. A story the classic film 'Brief Encounter' was based on.. 

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

PROMO UPDATE : THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES.. AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND AUGUST 2017!

Don't forget that 'The Time Of Their Lives' is now in cinemas across Australia & New Zealand.. Here is a cool flyer issued to promote the release... 

Monday, August 14, 2017

PRESS UPDATE : NEW YORK SOCIAL DIARY .. AUGUST 14TH 2017 ..



THIS ‘N That:
By Liz Smith & Dennis Ferrara



... ”AH, yes, the sterling Krystle!”  In almost every episode of TV’s epic eye-shadow and shoulder-pad saga, “Dynasty,” Joan Collins, as Alexis Carrington Colby, etc, would make some sort of wisecrack, playing on the name of her nemesis, Linda Evans (aka Krystle Jennings Carrington).

"OH, here, Blake, let me give you a hand with that.  We can bury her near lily pond."    
Those were the good old days when “Dynasty” ruled on Wednesday nights and much of America — and the world — would come to halt for “dinner and Dynasty.”  (This sounded even better in Britain, where it was pronounced “dinner and Dinasty.”)   

Well, if you’ve a hankering for the over-stuffed 1980’s exemplified in “Dynasty,” be aware that CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Video are releasing “Dynasty: The Complete Series” on October 10th.  All nine seasons, 57 discs, 220 episodes. 

Sure, the final three or four seasons lost steam — thanks in part to ABC launching the almost-equally-delicious (if unsuccessful) “The Colbys” off of “Dynasty’s”Nolan Miller-clad back.  Still, there was always fun to be had.Joan Collins, in particular, managed to the end to make her mantra to John Forsythe — “I hate you Blake, and I’ll make you suffer no matter what!” — sound like she meant it.

The first four seasons, in particular, are high art in high camp with everybody either over or under acting hilariously.

Remember the eternally sullen Pamela Sue Martin as Fallon? Or the relentlessly slutty Sammy Jo, played with snarly abandon by Heather Locklear?
Pamela Sue Martin as Fallon.
Heather Locklear as Sammy Jo.
And of course, Diahann Carroll as Dominique Deveraux, “the first black bitch on television!” as Miss Carroll herself joyfully proclaimed.  (In the first scene between Dominque and Alexis, Miss Deveraux shudders at Alexis’ offered goodies — the champagne “is burned ... obviously frozen in the bottle at some point.”  And the caviar?  “This is Ossetra, and I prefer Petrossian Beluga.”  No surprise that a few more episodes in they’d be slapping each other around.) 
Diahann Carroll as Dominique Deveraux.
Sure there were men — Forsythe, John James, Al Corley and Jack Coleman as the often-gay-but-sometimes-not Steven Carrington. (Corley left after the first season, so the producers put the character in a fiery oil rig accident that returned him home, still very handsome and blonde, but looking entirely different in the person of Mr. Coleman.  Back in those days, accidents didn’t disfigure, one just came back in an altered state of attractiveness.) And of course, there were all of Alexis’s lovers and husbands. 
Jack Coleman as Steven Carrington.
But the guys were just around as occasional eye candy and a respite from the phantasmagorical collection of silks, satins, beading and dead animals that were thrown at the ladies.  (Especially Joan Collins, who bloomed under the excess — Collins never met a giant lynx collar, a turban, a Medusa-like wiggy wig or a carton of double-thick false eyelashes she could not wrestle to the floor and dominate, through sheer force of personality.) 

I’m putting my order in now.  I couldn’t possibly wait until October!

They say April is the cruelest month. Perhaps. But August is turning into the scariest.  I need distraction.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Thursday, August 10, 2017

PRESS UPDATE : HERALD SUN .. AUGUST 10TH 2017 ..


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Screen legend Joan Collins is having The Time Of Her Life — 

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

PRESS UPDATE : METRO .. 60 SECONDS WITH JOAN COLLINS .. AUGUST 9TH 2017 ..

Joan Collins on her new Brit flick The Time Of Their Lives and filming in France!

By Anna Smith

What made you want to star in a low-budget Brit flick?

I fell in love with the character of Helen and the whole concept. I play an actress in a retirement home who’s escaped and wants to go to France to the funeral of her ex-lover, who is also the father of the child she’s never seen.

How was filming in France?

France was beautiful, though there was a lot of walking on cobblestones in high-heeled shoes. We did a lot, working 14- or 15-hour days, some six-day weeks. I’m in a lot of scenes, so is Pauline Collins — she’s wonderful to work with, by the way.
We worked together before on Roald Dahl’s Tales Of The Unexpected and we played two chorus girls in Victorian England. It was years ago. There’s a picture, I think I put it on Twitter. I’ll show you [reaches for mobile phone]. She’s a wonderful actress.
When the director, Roger Goldby, first sent me the script over four years ago, he said would I like to do it? I said absolutely. He said, ‘Who do you see as Priscilla?’ and I said, ‘There’s only one person who could play this role and that’s Pauline Collins.’ He said, ‘Do you know her?’ and I said, ‘Well, yes I do.’ I’m trying to find the picture, it’s a nightmare.

Don’t worry, I’ll look it up… Tell us about your real-life friends and your social life!

I have great women friends. What do I like to do? Normally, go out to dinner. I don’t really like going shopping with women friends. I know my own mind too much. You know, we go to lunch… I have a lot of women friends who come and visit me in the South of France.

Is that where you’re based now?

No! I’m based here in England. What are you talking about? How can I be based in the South of France when I’m here?

Um, I just assumed because you said they come to visit you in the South of France.

Yah, in the summer. This is the first time in 25 years I haven’t spent the summer in the South of France.

How does that feel?

Sad! But, you know, it’s worth it because this is a really worthwhile film and I think it’s going to appeal to women, and partly women of a certain age. We are not aiming this movie at boys between the ages of 12 and 25, like most films are. We have a great relationship with [co-star] Franco Nero, he’s great fun, and Pauline and I vie for his affections.

Does your character have an expansive wardrobe?

No, they don’t have any luggage — well, I do pack this suit but when I escape from the home I’m in this drab outfit and long skirt and jacket. I also pack my make-up in a little bag.

What are your own packing essentials?

Practically everything I own, mmm [giggles]!

I hear you still do your own make-up?

Yes, absolutely. I always do my own make-up. Why?

Well, a lot of actors rely on make-up artists.

Yah, and this is a different look from what I usually have. She was used to doing the 1960s eyes.

Have you kept any costumes from films or TV series?

Mm, a few, yes. I kept a few costumes from Decadence and I tried to keep some from The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas because they were so amazing, all made of leather, but they wouldn’t let me. I have quite a few Dynasty dresses.

Do you ever put them on?

Put them on?! Oh no. I’m not really into that. Dressing up.

Which movies make you laugh?

Things like, I don’t know, what was I watching the other day? Analyse This, Analyse That, Robert De Niro in any of his comedies, Midnight Run… I watch a lot of movies. I love movies.

Does anything make you nervous?

I was nervous the first day of The Time Of Their Lives. It’s a new character, new crew, new everything. I was quite nervous but I got over it. A lot of actors are nervous but I’m not really any more.

Thank you, Joan Collins

Well, thank you. Pleasure to meet you. 

The Time Of Their Lives is out now on digital download and DVD





Tuesday, August 8, 2017

PRESS UPDATE : THE IRIS .. THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES REVIEW .. AUGUST 2017 ..


FILM REVIEW: THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES (UK, 2017) IS A PLEASANT ROAD TRIP & LIGHT COMEDY ABOUT TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS

The Time Of Their Lives is a film about two unlikely friends getting a second chance at life. It’s one where you feel like if it had had its own second chance it could have been excellent, but instead will have to settle for being just good. This is ultimately a light, comedy caper and buddy story about two old biddies letting their hair down on the road.
The story is written and directed by Roger Goldby who has worked on television shows like Call The Midwife. You get the sense that this film would make a better vehicle for television rather than the silver screen. The shots are pleasant enough and the leading ladies are put in fine performances, but entire package is not necessarily worthy of the big screen treatment.
Joan Collins stars as Helen Shelley, a self-obsessed, ageing actress who is living her twilight years in a nursing home. She had made a name for herself in a film called “Morty & Me” last century. When this film’s director and Shelley’s former lover passes away she decides to journey to France in order to gate-crash the funeral and network like hell in order to stage a career comeback.
Pauline Collins stars as Priscilla, a downtrodden English housewife who has been beaten into submission. She is married to a grumpy old man named Frank (Ronald Pickup (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel)). The couple had a son who drowned when he was a young boy and it seems like Frank has never forgiven his wife. Frank is a domineering and controlling man who admonishes Priscilla over purchasing biscuits. When Helen meets the pair during a pit stop on a seaside day trip for the home’s residents, she senses that Priscilla could do with an adventure and she’s right.
The pair pool their resources together and journey to Île de Ré in France in a road trip that is not unlike a geriatric Thelma & Louise at times. Along the way they meet a kind and reclusive Italian artist (Franco Nero (Django Unchained)). The old folks get up to their fair share of outrageously predictable behaviour and hijinks. They take drugs, drive on the wrong side of the road and act like dotty pensioners. It’s a pleasant, if slightly predictable story.
The Time Of Their Lives may not deliver this kind of thing to its viewers but it is still a gentle comedy featuring two wonderful actresses. The pair’s unlikely friendship and on-screen chemistry provide some tender and sweet moments even if there are other times where the film required a little more care and attention. This light comedy about ageing, friendship and life choices is an enjoyable, down-to-earth caper that may not be perfect, but at least it doesn’t leave you hanging or riding along the road to nowhere.
Review Score: THREE STARS (OUT OF FIVE)
The Time of Their Lives hits cinemas on 10th August 2017